Nan Hua High School, Twoeleven'08 :D

2009-01-01T20:43:00.002+08:00

hellos everyone :D

HAPPY 2009!

have a great year ahead :D
hehz. tmr girls will get to see guys in long pants hah!
okay that's all i guess, happy new year and have a great year ahead! :DD

yijin :D

Wooooooooooooooot. :D

2008-11-01T15:21:00.002+08:00

Penabu High School hosting
Tomorrow is 211's birthday, so here's my, uh, early birthday present to you guys.

Three variations for the group photo we'd taken when we were hosting the Indonesian students from Penabu High School. Click to enlarge to 1024 x 768. It's unedited, so you can go scrawl on it however you wish. ~~Just don't destroy my face.~~

Do not hotlink. Hotlinking is when:
- In Internet Explorer, you right-click > Properties > copy the URL and place it somewhere, meaning you take advantage of my hosting.
- In Mozilla Firefox, you right-click > Copy Image Location and place it somewhere, meaning you take advantage of my hosting.

Just save it to your computer.

Class BBQ
Since I highly doubt the availability of chalets at this point in time, Junzhe has offered to organise a class BBQ (once again). However, he is quite the epitome of lazy so he asked us to spread around the message.

I'm unclear whether the whole class frequents this blog, so do help to pass the message. Due to certain unknown rules, there must be a minimum of 20 attendees before he can get the green light to organise the BBQ.

Currently, he's stuck at a head count of 9, so if you wish to attend (PLEASE, YOU SHOULD ATTEND :D), just pop him a notice either on the phone or on Windows Live Messenger.

PS: Just FYI, today is Joie's birthday.

Eisabess

2008-10-23T13:07:00.002+08:00

Hey guys, it was the last day of school together for us.

I think we ought to be glad that we dealt with two school years together as a class. Let's also give all who are going to NJC a farewell and wish them good luck. We should all keep in touch, all right?

(L)

Index number 1 of class 211 of year 2008.

2008-10-13T18:02:00.004+08:00

hellos hellos hellos! :DDD
class photo! :D hehz. here to upload the soft copy :)

the formal one :)

the informal one :)
everyone looks nice :D so yeah. last yr tgt as a cls :/
take cares! :D

Term 4 timetable.

2008-09-06T22:13:00.002+08:00

Hello people, new timetable for Term 4. Got it from a friend who got it from her teacher.

Mrs Tan is lucky, no need to stay back after Friday for PBL, lol.

Chiyien.

Hey :D

2008-07-13T22:43:00.001+08:00

Hellos to everyone in 211 this year! :D
Do you still remember me? Lol.
So i've been talking to my mom about going back to SG for a holidays, and it seems that she found air tickets at a quite reasonable (to me, not her) price. The only catch is, it's gonna be from Dec 10th to Jan 10th. Or somewhere around that time.
Ok, since all of you won't be in the same class at the start of the new school year, i was thinking that maybe we can hang out together during your Dec holidays? Any suggestions on where to go / what to do? (btw, neoprints are a must have)
Btw, in your suggestions include the: Date and Time, Place we're going to, What to do.
So, tell all your suggestions to the Class President and i'll um, recieve the news from him. o_o
~Kexin~
P.S. Don't say it in the chatbox because i never check it. o_o

TIME TABLE :D

2008-06-29T20:21:00.003+08:00

here's the timetable (sorry for posting so late)
view 1:

view 2:

see which view u like the most :D
rmb tmr there's pe :D hahasxD
kk shall end here :D

-yj the carebear :D

2008-06-21T15:51:00.003+08:00

MR CHENG SAYS:
'Take not of the new timetable and get ready for school on monday!."
"GET A HAIRCUT BEFORE MONDAY, EVERYONE."

there.

OH YAH, IS ANYTHING DUE ON MONDAY FOR PW ?!?!??!?!
:/

vicechair.

Term 3 timetable.

2008-06-21T11:39:00.003+08:00

Hello 211,
The timetable for Term 3 is out on http://nhhs.asknlearn.com already.
But for your convenience, I've posted it here.

Cya soon,
Chiyien.

2008-06-07T20:10:00.002+08:00

CLASS OUTING TOMORROW:D

k those meeting at je, meet at control station, 9am
then those going straight, yeah meet at outside macs @ ecp, 11am.

IF IF IF IF TOMORROW MORNING, THERE'S RAINNNNNNNN,
those meeting at je, still come meet everyone else at je at same time k.
and for those going straight to ecp, stay at home first k.
then contact me for details yeah.

then uh yeah i guess thats all.

shumin.
(:

2008-06-05T15:03:00.002+08:00

HEY PEOPLE,
CLASS OUTING'S THIS SUNDAY!

I'm damn sorry for those who cannot attend :/ But there'll most probably be another class outing yeah!

SORRY ):

anyway, here's the details.

Venue: East Coast Park.
Time: Most probably whole day.

Meetups:
- For those living near je area / wants to meet at je then go tgt:
MEET AT JE MRT PLATFORM AT 9.30AM.
-For those who wants to go straight to east coast park, meet at outside ecp mac at 11AM.

Attire:
CLASS TEE!
must okay {:

But please bring along extra clothings, if not if you get thrown into the water and get your whole body wet then you've no clothes to change,
then HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
:D!

bqq is cancelled.
yupps cause we're all too noob and by the time we realised we have to book the bbq pits,
it's too late aww.
so yeah next outing probably, at junzhe's house, then we'll have a bbq session k.
for this sunday, we'll just have picnics and picnics for both lunch and dinner.

do bring along your own food or drink if there's any,
if notm bring extra money, we'll probably be going as a class to buy all the food/stuff we need.
yeah.

Those who cannot make it in the morning, come and join us in the afternoon k!

Oh, guys, or anyone else, if you have balls at home, bring k.
I MEAN, BEACH BALLS or whatever.
(dont be horny zzzzzzzzzzz.)

any more questions ask me k. :D

SUNDAY!

2008-05-31T22:33:00.002+08:00

Hello again,
lol.

Ashley leong just called and told me that i'm damn slow in arranging class outing LOL.
sorry people hahah.

so yah the new arrangement,

8TH JUNE (SUNDAY), CLASS OUTING @ EAST COAST PARK.
time: most probably the whole day,
those who cant make it, you can come in the evening for BBQ. (:

yupps. other details will tell you only after this thing is confirmed.
those who cannot make it just tell us in the tagboard yeah.

thanks!

2008-05-30T17:11:00.002+08:00

HELLO EVERYONE:D
lol.

um yah the previous time our vote for class outing venues are east coast park and poolside bbq @ junzhe's house yeah?

so now i need your help k.
i need the dates of all your ccas, as in the dates where you'll need to be back to school for your cca. or any other activities.

MEANING, the dates that you will not be free.

also, please confirm your attendance for the class outing by monday k.
of course, (!!) I HOPE EVERYONE COMES TO THIS CLASS OUTINGS OKAY !!
cause its the last year tgt alr. (D:)
so yah, if you confirm with me that you definitely wish to join us for the class outings, then i will/can try my best to arrange a suitable date for those who really can make it.

once you confirm, DONT BACK OUT OKAYXZXZXZXZ.
if not, i'll ask people to come smack your butt i tell you.
k hehz just kidding. lol (-.-)

SO,
1. confirm your attendance with me BY MONDAY !!
2. give me the dates which you WILL NOT BE FREE BY latest WEDNESDAY !!

yup.kthx bye{:

2008-05-09T19:02:00.001+08:00

HEY HEY PEOPLE!

We're getting our class tees soon! (:

Most probably you will get it on Monday morning because I'm collecting it tomorrow.

Remember to count down!

GWEN

2008-05-01T10:45:00.001+08:00

HEY HEY PEOPLE.

PLEASE REMEMBER TO BRING $17 FOR YOUR CLASS TEE TOMORROW.

GWEN.

2008-04-20T17:57:00.005+08:00

'Ellos :D
Here's a reminder for all those who wanna submit or edit their new desgins for the voting tomorrow:
Kindly send your design to Shumin by today. One person is to submit only one design each, so choose your best. Designs sent in late will not be taken into consideration for tomorow's voting.
Designers also do take note of the fact that the class tee will be black base with most likely either yellow, limegreen or hotpink for combination.
That's all. For tomorrow's voting, your cooperation will be appreciated.
'Seeya :D

♥, Carelee.

2008-04-18T18:37:00.002+08:00

HELLO AGAIN.{:
first, congratulations for those who won in today's finals!:D
YOU DID US PROUD MANXZ:B

class tee issue, duh.
i've eliminated all those designs that have wings, cause yah its kindof similar in some way.
So now the designs i'm going to upload here is kindof all new to you.yup

1.

A smiley face design.
It's pretty cool having a smile plastered on your back!:D
The 'WHATEVER QUOTE HERE:D', of course there's going to be some code.
We'll let you vote the quotes if this design is chosen.

For example,

LIKE THIS.
:}

This design can be reconsidered,
but then, our tees will be black.
So Eisabess, perhaps you would like to do some editing ? {:

3.

This is very cool also,
but there's ALOT of colours, so its gonna be very ex i guess.
=X

Colour combinations.
We've alr decided we want V-neck.
Yup, and here's some colour combinations.
We didnt want red, blue blahblah cause its kindof similar to other classes.
So heres black with yellow, hot pink and lime green.

We'll do the voting on monday.
I promise class tee will be done maximum in two weeks time.
(:

VICE-CHAIR.

2008-04-18T17:37:00.002+08:00

Hi People.
I think there most probably will be a revote for the class tee design again.
Because some people, including me, don't want to have another class's design plastered on our tee shirts.
It wouldn't seem very nice, and others might think we plagarised their designs.
So, we will ask for a revote, very soon, like Shumin said. (:
I think this time round, we will include the smiley face design by Kelly.
Personally, I think it's pretty nice to have a smiley face printed on your tee shirts.
And I haven't seen any other classes parading around with Smiley Faces on their class tees, yet.
We are most likely to be the first one to do so, makes us even more unique than ever, right? (:
Like what Shumin said, we will eliminate all the designs we find similar to other classes before the revote.
We must do the revote soon, okay?
Because most classes already got their class tee shirts, we are pretty slow.
Any slower, we might as well add a tortoise onto our tee shirts as design.
Okay, I was joking. (:
Bye People.

-Gwen.

2008-04-17T18:59:00.002+08:00

HEY PEOPLE.
I'M SUPER SORRY, BUT WE HAVE TO REVOTE SOME TIME SOON.
because the designs are kindof similar to other classes',
and of course we want to be unique, yeah ?
so yup, we'll be elminating all those designs that are found to be copied/similar to other classes' and also eliminate those that received 0 votes during the last voting session.
yup.

also, there're some new designs which i personally think is very nice and can be put into consideration also.
i'll put up all the designs which will be put into consideration for the next voting session soon.

Obviously we wont be able to get the tees by SPORTS DAY, which is TOMORROW,
but its okay, i hope=X sorry.
lets just focus on how to improve our class tees so that 211 will stand out in the crowd!
i'm sure there'll still be many other occasions where we can wear them.

Also, you can visit this website.
This is daphne's aunt's shop website.
The price rate is rather cheap, so we can consider.(:
http://www.class-t-shirt.com/

goodluck for those participating tmr :D
JIAYOU!

byebye,
vice-chair:D

Poll for Class Tee

2008-04-17T16:29:00.004+08:00

Hey people, the poll is put up here. Please only vote once. Take this poll seriously. Allow your class chairman and vice-chairman to settle this A.S.A.P .

Shu Min if there is anything wrong with the poll or you need to add anything please do inform me.

Class Tee Design

Class Tee Type

The names on the Tee

Please settle this A.S.A.P, thanks 211 for your cooperation!
Chiyien.

2008-04-14T20:49:00.003+08:00

'Ellos

Some nonsensical ideas that knocked into me during Chemistry today for class tee design, somehow. Take it or leave it, yup. :D
Anyways, all the best for Geography test tomorrow.
Goodbye,
Carelee.
"posted in the name of nice gwendolyn."

Gross. I wanted to say "Thanks Gwendolyn for helping me post this" but I guess, I better save it. Ohwells.

2008-04-11T16:07:00.004+08:00

Class Tee/Jacket issue:

Results of the previous voting:

Class jacket - 17

Class tee - 19

So, we'll be doing class tee.

It's final alr, so no more arguements.

Yup.

Design part,

Here's all the designs for your reference.

Design 1: 1

Design 2: 0

Design 3: 5

Design 4: 0

Design 5: 0

Design 6: 3

Design 7: 0

Design 8: 9

Design 9: 1

Design 10: 2

Design 11: 9

Design 11+6: 6

Here's the final result.

there's only 36 votes 'cause Zanji refused to vote.LOL

So, the winning votes apparently are designs no 8 and 11.

Design 11+6 is there 'cause some people requested for the combination of the two designs.yup

Design 8:

Design 11:

Design 11+6:

Some people mentioned that the 'TWOELEVEN' font of designs 11 and 11+6 are similar to 208's class tee font.

So how ?

Any suggestions ?

Names part.

80% of the people wants to have their names printed on the tee.

So yes, there'll be name printed on the tee.

This decision is also final.

Yup, but of course, you'll get to choose what you want for your name and where you want it to be.

Some people requested for the name to be printed on the sleeve,

and some requested for it to be printed below the barcode.

We haven't come to a decision yet.yup

Anyway, like what we discussed the other time, as a class,

the background colour of the tee will be BLACK.

As for the other colours of the tee

and the type of tee: dry fit/non dry fit/ round neck/ v-neck ?

You'll need to decide.

Yup.

Can someone please make a poll thing here ?

Cause i have no idea howwwwwww. -.-

and, I'M SORRY.

i dont think class tee will be ready by sports day.

HIGHLY impossible, yup. =X

CONCLUSION:

CLASS TEE.

DESIGN NOT FINAL YET.

NAME WILL BE PRINTED. WHERE ? NOT DECIDED.

BACKGROUND OF TEE - BLACK.

TYPE AND COLOURS OF TEE - NOT DECIDED.

Come to me if you've any suggestions/comments, or you can write on the tagboard.

I SERIOUSLY NEED YOUR COOPERATION,

thanksssss. :}

VICE-CHAIR.

SHUMIN.:D

2008-03-25T21:07:00.004+08:00

HELLOS PEOPLE DEAREST.
Some more class tee designs up for consideration :

Number 13 ( Since it ended at 12 in the previous post, guesso.)

Number 14

Number 15.

Number 16.

Yup, just in case some of you out there are tearing your hair over what the Korean words mean, they meant "Class 211 fight!" alright. Yah and hope that you'd all cooperate more with our dearest Chairman and Half-Chairman next time okay : D
Don't make life difficult for 'em because it'd only mean a day further from getting our Tees / Jackets printed.

That's all.
BYE PEOPLE DEAREST.

2008-03-23T18:01:00.005+08:00

HEY:D
Shumin here.
Yup, class tee/jacket stuff.

K first, SORRY FOR ALL THIS DELAY.
SUPERRRR SORRY =X

I've posted all the design that i have so far,
yup so take a look.
You can comment, ofcourse,
but not harsh coments k.
Afterall, these are what you classmates have done.

Tell me if you want to be credited, since i didnt leave the name.
'Cause i suppose some of you would rather remain as annoymous ? yup.
(:

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

(look at those little people there? there's really 18 girls and 19 boys okayxz.)

10.

11.

(just some barcodes.not the entire design)

I'm gonna make a trip down to Queensway by THIS week,
cause i dont wish to delay classtee/jacket any longer alr.
Many other classes alr got theirs =X
We're kindof lagging behind, so yup.

Anyone interested to tag along to queensway, do tell me.
It will most probably be on tues, fri, or the weekends.

And please tell me which you would prefer,
CLASS TEE?
CLASS JACKET?
or BOTH ?

i estimate:
Class tee : $15-$20
Class jacket: $30++/$40+
BOTH: (very ex i suppose) $60+/$70 ?

(correct me if you think i'm very wrong.)

I'm not very sure, that's why i needa go down to Queensway to check out on the prices.

That's all i guess.
Cooperate, pleaseeee.I hope we can get this all done latest by june.
So, we can get our tees/ jacket after june holidays. (LATEST, LETS HOPE)
(:

THANKSSSSSSSSSSS(:
vice-chair.:D

2008-03-21T09:30:00.005+08:00

hey people, here's the new term two timetable, with effect from 240308. [:

MONDAY
0800 - 0900: Biology
0900 - 0930: Music
0930 - 1000: Geography
1000 - 1030: Recess! [:
1030 - 1130: CEP
1130 - 1230: HCL
1230 - 1300: Lunch! [:
1300 - 1400: Chemistry
1400 - 1430: Mathematics

TUESDAY
0800 - 0900: Geography
0900 - 1000: Mathematics
1000 - 1030: Recess! [:
1030 - 1130: Biology
1130 - 1230: E.Lit
1230 - 1300: Lunch! [:
1300 - 1330: History
1330 - 1430: ACC

WEDNESDAY
0800 - 0830: Open Space
0830 - 1000: HCL
1000 - 1030: Recess! [:
1030 - 1130: Mathematics
1130 - 1230: History
1230 - 1330: English

THURSDAY
0800 - 0930: English
0930 - 1000: PE
1000 - 1020: Recess! ): cos recess will be cut short for 10 min.
1020 - 1130: Assembly
1130 - 1230: HCL
1230 - 1300: Lunch! [:
1300 - 1330: PC
1330 - 1430: PW

FRIDAY
0800 - 0930: Art and Design
0930 - 1000: PE
1000 - 1030: Recess! [:
1030 - 1130: Mathematics
1130 - 1230: English
1230 - 1300: Lunch! [:
1300 - 1400: E.Lit
1400 - 1430: Enrichment

that's all, i think.
rmb to wear your tie on thursday. [:

鬼。[:

EDIT://
im here to post the picture of the timetable up :D
so that u all can put it as ur wall paper/displaypicture/reminder etc
okay :D i got 3 pictures of it. out of them, this should be the clearest :/

zoom in version, without the time stated.
:D happy new term!

YIJIN! xDD jasper <33

2008-03-19T20:52:00.002+08:00

short post for everyone.
tmr's timetable:
8am - 8.30am: PC
8.30am - 9am: PE
9am - 10am: MATHEMATICS
10am - 10.30am: RECESS!
10.30am - 11.30am: ASSEMBLY
11.30am - 12.30nn: CHEMISTRY
12.30nn - 1pm: LUNCH!
1pm - 2pm: HISTORY
2pm - 2.30pm: GEOGRAPHY
that's the timetable.
tmr is thrusday, please rmb ur tie too :D
okay end my short little post here.

YIJIN! xDD
JASPER!!! <33

2008-03-17T21:59:00.003+08:00

yo! :D
im just posting up the timetable for tmr.
i seriously have no time now, if u urgently need to timetable (everything), ask ne in msn. i will bhe posting it up tmr kaes?

TUESDAY:
8am - 8.30am: MUSIC..
8.30am - 9.30am: PW (wadd's that?)
9.30 - 10am: PE
10am - 10.30am: RECESS!
10.30am - 11.30am: CEP
11.30am - 12.30nn: BIO
12.30nn - 1pm: LUNCH
1pm - 1.30pm: HISTORY
1.30pm - 2.30pm: ACC

**i got no time so tmr then post up the timetable. srry D:
-YIJIN.

Class Seating Arrangement

2008-03-16T12:20:00.003+08:00

Hey 211! This is the new seatting arrangement, which will take effect from tomorrow.

2008-03-07T22:22:00.003+08:00

EDIT// i have made the changes to the post :D
anymore changes please say out hahasxD - YJ

YO peoples! here's the list of holiday homework T.T
i noe the whole of 1 week break isnt enough to do all this D:

LITERATURE:
1. read page 31-34 of the [a meteor of words]
2. bring that book for every lit cls *is this a homework?*
3. complete page 33 of THAT book.
4. think through page 34-35.

CHEMISTRY:
1. science workbook chapter 22 (tear it out before handing)
2. get ready ur science chem file for file check.

HISTORY: (projects)
1. the one with 11 topics, 3-4 people per group with index no. 1-11
2. the one that requires u to design on a game.
3. history workbook (essay question) Page 31-33.

GEOGGRAPHY:
1. the project on GLOBAL WARMING. (group work, ~~individual~~)

ART:
1. Prep work: 5 objects + midmap (which includes artist statement)
2. the two drafts of composition (u are supposed to take at least 3 pictures of compositions.) + one final piece that will be pasted on the black paper.

MATHEMATICS:
1. Exercise 2.4 in MATHS BOOK B:
QUESTION: 1G-L, 2G-N, 3,4,5,8

ENGLISH:
1. leticia compre + summary (still rmb?)

CHINESE:
1. 2 Jian bao (articles found on the wed newspaper or friday's)

erm, that's all i tink.
+ + for those which are not confirmed one, can someone who are confirmed please help to edit in this post don't tag on tagboard. not everyone is reading the tagboard & those i have missed out.

thanks :D hahasxD
enjoy ur 1 week holidays :D of course, dun let hw spoils our mood :D
1 week without 211 isa driving me mad hahsxD

ur dearest carebear,
YIJIN! xDD

Road Run pix.

2008-03-05T21:50:00.002+08:00

A few Road Run photos I took.

(Sorry it's so focused on Eunice, haha. When I was taking and editing this, I didn't think of posting it here. It was during the 206 vs. 211 game by the way.

Yupp.

- Index number 1 of this dysfunctional class

POST-ROAD RUN CLAZ OUTIN!

2008-02-28T18:51:00.002+08:00

HELLO 211 I LOVE YOU.

Tomorrow is the beloved and dreaded (to each his own) Road Run which is greatly bothering me but whatever, that's not the point, the point is your dearest Mr. Chong Kee Foong and Mr. Cheong Jun Zhe gentlemen are organising the best fireworks celebration for post-Common Test and post-Road Run! Whoooooooo!!!11!!1

We shall er watch an enlightening movie!

Teh muvie: Jumper :OOOOOOO
Teh timez: Right after our hearty meals, because picnics are snacks. -_-
Teh vehnue: We will have a showdown between JEC and Lot 1 tomorrow, although I hope we could try Lot 1 because
Teh timez of teh muvie: ...the showtime @ JEC is around 1400 hours and that's frekking late. *headwall* Lot 1's about 1300 hours.

Teh d-tailz: Okay, so right after the Road Run ends, we will have a meal somewhere, somehow. And then we shall see what time is it and head for the earlier showtime and then after that whatchu guize gunna do I don't know because I will be flying away to Bugis! Yay!

I have this totally cool jet. It's called the Mass Rapid Transit.

Okie it's not exactly a class outing whatsoever, but everyone from Nan Hua High School, Level 3, #08-211 is invited k! And only those people from Nan Hua High School, Level 3, #08-211 are invited. Hawhaw.

Kthnxbye.

Your deranged classmate who think she's a vampire,
Eisabess.
Cullen.

2008-02-21T18:57:00.002+08:00

just a short post now for valerie who went home earlier.
homework for maths:
1. revision exercise 1 in book 2A Q5,6,8 & 10.
2. BRING MATHS 3A TMR!
homework for art:
1. PLEASE HAND IN THE ARTIST REFERENCES BY TOMORROW 220208
--> late submitsion of work, mark deduct as direct proportion to the number of working days u hand in late (hahas xD sounds like maths)
2. drawings of the 5 objects
--> please draw and color finish the object and hand it in on monday
3. get 3 pictures of the composition
--> get them ready by thrusday.
--> either print it or bring the whole tablet.
i tink that's all, anyone wants to add on?
edit it if there's any thing i miss out.

from ur dearest, wonderful, GUAIIEST (?) carebear.
YIJIN! xDD

2008-02-14T20:16:00.003+08:00

happy valentine's day 211 x33
here to update on today's homework ;D
*for valerie & joshua who din come today.

1.maths: exercise 2.2 book A:
Q1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9
2. malay: inside the malay workbook (eh, tell u all tmr)
3. art: complete drawing 5 objects and do a research on artists.
=> take a A3 drawing block, fold into one.
page 1: (open up the two drawing block, the page on the left)
artist: __________________
birthplace: ________________
education: _________________ (e.g. training)
interest (of artist. e.g. subject area, medium): _______________

page 2: (the following page on the right)
*print out the artwork of the artist 4R/5R* paste
(below write) Title of work: ___________________
size + medium: ______________________
year: _______________________
(err, 4 things below, tmr then tell u all)
what do i like about work choosen: ________
**everything can refer to ur art textbook
4. english:
a) ur formal letter
b) journal

i tink that's all?
anything on to add on? if have, please help me edit.
happy valentine's again! hahas xD have a good day~

carebear in valentine's mood~
YIJIN! xDD

2008-02-11T21:10:00.000+08:00

yo yo! TODAY IS 11 FEBRUARY! 11-2-08!!! X33
hahasxD im lame =.- & this is the 100th post! muahahas xD
shumin din come today, so i m here to post abt today's homework

chinese:
1. study the so called 'spelling'' on the list of words teacher gave today.
(all thanks to shumin hahas xD, the spelling will be tested on wednesday :D)

Chemistry:
2. CLASS TEST ON 25 FEBRUARY!
=> on particulate state of matter (all we have learnt)
3. chem journal about what u learn so far, be it in point form, mind map etc etc
due end of the month (february, not march!)
4. CHEM WORKSHEET due on monday~

Geography:
5. PRACTICE 5 & 6

ART:
6. 3 views of 3 objects at least + drawings

English:
7. write a formal letter replying the defective pen ;D
=> due on friday (5 working days) hahas xD

okay that's all for today ;D hahs xD
i willl update on common test too! take note:
-------------------start--------------------------
18 feb: GEOGRAPHY (i dunno the range of chps)
19 feb: HISTORY (chp 1, 2, 3)
20 feb: LITERATURE
21 feb: HIGHER CHINESE (compo, choose 1 out of 3)
22 feb: ENGLISH (compre)
25 feb**: GENERAL SCIENCE (bio) + CHEM CLASS TEST!
26 feb: MATHEMATICS
------------------ end-----------------------------
hahas xD happy mugging~ jiayouu jiayouu!!
& v.day is coming ahh~ hahasxD

ur dearest & wonderful (?) carebear ;D
YIJIN! xDD

2008-01-19T22:13:00.001+08:00

thanks gwen for posting up the news ((:
people go complete it kaes?
anw, uploading photos we took on friday ;D

the one is nice ((: but without mr cheng D:

erm, i dun tink i shld upload other picture shld i?

coz maybe lots of people dun want their photo to be up.

okay, for more photo, go to my blog kaes? i upload it there

but the photos over there cnt be copied or save.

monday there's:

1. lit test. please study for it. it's all sec 1 work

2. lit page 15 Q a.b.c.

3. Exercise 1.2 in book B: Q2, 3, 4, 5

4. maths ace learning thingy

5. english worksheet of canteen and sweet senses all those

6. compo. Q 1-5 choose one.

okay, apparently, i cn only rmb all these.

srry. i m NOT SURE if there's a need to bring tablet for chem.

okay, i shall end my post here. nites people ;D

from ur dearest and wonderful (?) care rep,

YIJIN! xDD (jin zi? obscene!) hahaas xDD

//edit: srry for posting the wrong url. paiisehh

2008-01-19T08:45:00.000+08:00

HELLO PEOPLE! [:

MR NG UPLOADED THE MATH HOMEWORK ON ACE-LEARNING ALREADY! GO CHECK IT OUT. THE DUE DATE IS ON SUNDAY, 20 JANUARY AT 21 00. SO GO AND FINISH UP THE HOMEWORK QUICKLY. (:

- xiao zi, aka your dearest 1/2 treasurer.

2008-01-17T16:42:00.000+08:00

hey people! i m here to post again ;D
hahas xDD
err, coz pingwei din come today, so...
i m posting all the things that we need to bring tmr
Friday (18 january 2008):
8am - 9am: Biology
--> bring tablet coz mrs tan din say it is practical.
--> BioWorkbook do the whole of chp 25, pg 81-91
9am - 9.30am: PE
--> be in pe attire unless got excuses ;D
9.30am - 10am: Music
10am - 10.30am: recess
10.30am - 11.30am: E Lit
--> do lit page 11 on the smilies things
11.30am - 12.30: Mathematics
--> do question 3,4 & 6 in book B
(urgh! it is not only 3 questions that simple D:)
12.30nn - 1pm: lunch
1pm - 1.30pm: PC
1.30pm - 2.30pm: Enrichment
--> bring red packets, coloring materials, tape, glue, scissors and stuff like these etc etc, coz we are making laterns and season greeting cards tmr for enrichment

& do u all still rmb the chem worksht? please bring it along tmr and hand in the joie our chem rep ;D
& there's PHOTOSHOOT TMR! BE IN UR TIES THANKS ;D

from ur dearest (?) care rep,
YIJIN! xDD

What is Twoeleven?

2008-01-09T17:41:00.000+08:00

WE ARE PURE!

REMEMBER THAT K.

2008-01-08T20:40:00.000+08:00

two eleveners!
this is the timetable for wed, thrus & Fri!

WEDNESDAY timetable:
8am - 8.30am: Open Space
8.30am - 10am: English
10am - 10.30am: RECESS!
10.30am - 11.30am: Mathematics
11.30am - 12.30nn: CEP
12.30nn - 1.30pm: Higher Chinese
--> MATHEMATICS stuff please remember to bring ;D
--> bring 2-3photos that mr tan want fro english!

THRUSDAY timetable:
8am - 9am: Geography
9am - 10am: Mathematics
10am - 10.30sm: RECESS!
10.30am - 11.30am: Assembly
11.30am - 12.30nn: Malay
12.30nn - 1pm: LUNCH!
1pm - 2.30pm: Art
--> please be in ur ties on thrusday ((:
--> rmb to bring sketch bk, textbk, drawing paper (?) & file
--> GEOGRAPHY WORKBOOK WILL BE AVAILABLE AT BOOKSHOP ON THIS THRUSDAY?

FRIDAY timetable:
8am - 9am: Biology
9am - 9.30am: PE
9.30am - 10am: Music
10am - 10.30am: RECESS!
10.30am - 11.30am: English Literature
11.30am - 12.30nn: Mathematics
12.30nn - 1pm: LUNCH!
1pm - 1.30pm: PC
1.30pm - 2.30pm: Enrichment
--> TABLET FOR BIO!
--> this fri (11jan) is E LEARNING DAY! YAYHOO~! hahas xD

okay i have posted this in continuation of the previous post ((:
take note of the timetable and homework kaes?

ur dearest(?) carerep ;D
YIJIN! xDD superPUDDING#83 x333

2008-01-05T22:07:00.001+08:00

yo! two eleven-ers!
okay i noe i m abit late (but at least better than nothing)
here to post up the timetable for the week ;D

MONDAY timetable:
8am - 9.30am: Higher Chinese
9.30am - 10am: English Literature
10 am - 10.30am: RECESS!
10.30am - 11.30am: English
11.30am - 12.30nn: Chemistry
12.30nn - 1pm: LUNCH!
1pm - 1.30pm: Mathematics
1.20pm - 2.30pm: History
(i dunno if there's a need to bring tablet)
--> PLEASE BRING CHINESE TEXTBOOK & WORKBOOK 2A & 2B FOR BOTH classes!
--> DOES ANYONE STILL REMEMBER THE ENGLISH HOMEWORK? MUST BRING HORH!

TUESDAY timetable:
8am - 8.30am: History
8.30am - 9.30am: Biology
9.30 - 10am: PE
10am - 10.30am: RECESS!
10.30am - 11.30am: Higher Chinese
11.30am - 12.30nn: English
12.30nn - 1pm: LUNCH!
1pm - 1.30pm: Geography
1.30pm - 2.30pm: ACC
--> REMEMBER TO BRING TABLET FOR BIOLOGY, ur TEXTBOOK & WORKBOOK (not practical) too!
--> PLEASE BE IN PE ATTIRE FOR PE LESSON, no FBT & coloured tees (haiis)

okay shall post till here.
take notes of the timetable for this two days, i m trying to find my hp so i can post up the pictue of the timetable, i took a quiite perfect one. will post up when i FINALLY FIND my hp kaes?

HOMEWORK for those who are not in class for friday:
1. English Lit:
- Complete the two questions teacher wrote on the board (dunno ask ur friend)
- Complete Activity 4 in the book
2. Mathematics:
- Do in Book A:
; EXERCISE 10.1 Question 2,3,4,5,6
; EXERCISE 10.2 Question 2 & 4
--> leave a line after each part of the question & each question
--> filled in ur content page
--> MATHS TEST (sec 1 work) NEXT THRUSDAY
(someone please correct me if i have post the wrong info)

okay see i m sooo nice riite?? tsk tsk.
rmb to do maths homework which is the most important! u noe the punishment of mr ng

; from ur dearest (?) carerep:
YIJIN!xDD pudding x33

TOMORROW!

2008-01-01T20:20:00.000+08:00

HELLO EVERYONE! Sorry I am posting here last minute. I know, this is so dumb of me. -_- ANYWAY, JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS HAVEN'T HEARD YET:

FOR TOMORROW, TUESDAY, 2ND JANUARY 2008, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BRING ANYTHING TO SCHOOL EXCEPT YOURSELF AND PROBABLY A STORYBOOK!

Anyone Tweeeleveners who sees this, please pass it on all right! Like, just message all the classmates in your phonebook.

THANK YOU.

Siao Eisabess.

[edit]
I will be changing the class blog's URL soon k? :D It's time to upgrade. I will probably scrawl the URL somewhere on the whiteboard or something. And and, happy reunion tomorrow! :D
[/edit]

2007-12-12T18:57:00.000+08:00

hey hey people!
BAD NEWS! (dunno if u guys have heard of it >..<)
URGH!!

MATHEMATICS HOMEWORK!
please got to http://ace-learning.com
to do Holiday Homework for Sec 1 NHHS 2007
Please complete the holiday homework by the 31/12/2007. A maths test based on this homework will be given after your december holidays when you start school in 2008.
urgh! it is 50 question long!!!!!

dun kill me! i m innocent.
just seen it & tot of posting it up!
srry to spoil ur holiday mood!
mine wasnt that good when i seen this too D:

2007-11-22T21:11:00.003+08:00

hey people!!!

our clsroom location next year will be the same as now!

just one storey up!!! on the 3rd floor!!!

hahas ((: just to inform u guys hahas

hahas our door plate number! muahahas

signing off,

pudding! #83

2007-10-24T19:20:00.001+08:00

hey people! :D
erm, one suggestion (or maybe not) wadeverr..
see this msg:

whoever wants to have a poolside bbq party during the school holiday
please sms jz at his hand phone (82230056)
include the days u are free

ya, i m only the msger to post this D:
tell junzhe as soon as possible :)
hope this is a good class outing :)

Anybody wanna go ice skating?

2007-10-15T13:28:00.000+08:00

Anybody wanna go ice skating?

2007-09-15T16:40:00.000+08:00

111-ers! A class relay is passed down!
please go to http://asknlearn.com/secondary to get ur art EOY 07 theme..
start ur preparatory work (mindmaps, photo, sketch, etc)!
pass the message down once u have got it, n please acknowledge.
all the best for your art EOY! jiayouux! ((:

2007-09-12T22:34:00.000+08:00

hey people!
hahas ((: i have just added music into the blog!
title [all for one] it is in high school musical 2 movie :)) hahas ((:
it is meaningful to me so i take it as the cls blog song...
no disagreement rite? erm, if u guys dun like, come n change yourself, i dun mind :))
all the best for the upcoming test!

Additions to blog.

2007-09-10T21:21:00.001+08:00

Hi people.
I have added new stuff into the class blog.
Think that it should add a little more details and features yeah?
And I seriously don't know what's wrong with the title
:X
And if any of you don't like those additions please
PLEASE
Really tell me.
I beg you.
Cause my only intention is to make it look better.
But if anybody disagrees with the new additions or there are wrong information
please tell me.
I will update/correct it the moment I go back home.
And I don't know some of you guy's CCA.
Esp. Lyon.
And I think maybe some of you guy's CCA is also wrong.
So just please tell me if you have anything to say.
Thank you.
Chiyien.
P/s: Remember the upcoming test there --->

2007-09-08T17:13:00.000+08:00

Hello People;
The timetable for Term 4 is already out.
Please go and download it.
Please note that Home Ec is on Monday.
Therefore, please bring your ingredients.
Thanks.

Illusions ^_^

2007-09-05T21:44:00.000+08:00

Try to count the number of black dots on the image below...

The center of this image appears to move.

This image appears to be wavy. Tip: Move the scrollbar on the right up and down to maximize the effect.

This image appears to bulge, although it only consists of squares.
Spot the head =D :

Spammed!

Illusion

2007-09-05T21:29:00.001+08:00

Simply stare at the black dot in the middle of the picture, and gradually all the coloured clouds will disappear. The picture is not changing at all, and if you look away, you will immediately see that the coloured clouds are still there.

Weird or what?

Episode 3 of lame jokes by sLaCkEr

2007-09-03T17:59:00.000+08:00

Here is Episode 3. It is the finale of the LaMe JoKeS bY sLaCkEr triology. Enjoy

136) A blonde is driving down the road and sees another blonde out in a corn field sitting in a row boat just rowing away. She gets very upset and gets out of the car to tell her off . Its blondes like you that give all us blondes a bad name and if I could swim I'd come out there and Kick Your ass!

137) Two statues, male and female, have been guarding the door of an old church for centuries keeping out evil spirits and such, so one day God decides to reward them. He comes down and says, "Ok, since you have been so good, I am going to give you a day off from guarding the church, spend it however you wish." A few minutes later, God sees the statues dissapear behind a bush. The bush commences rattiling and shaking like no ones business. Twelve hours later, they emerge. "Hey," God says "You've still got twelve hours left, go have fun!" So the female statue turns to the male statue and says, "Ok, this time you hold the pigeon and I'll crap on it."

138) A salesman comes up to a farmer in his barnyard. Next to the farmer is a pig with three legs. As the pig hobbles around, the salesman says to the farmer, "That's terrible! Why don't you put that pig out of his misery?" The farmer drew a deep breath and said, "Let me tell you about that pig. One night, my house caught fire and that pig ran through the house, woke everybody up and got us out safely." "That's no reason to let him suffer!", said the salesman. "That's true", said the farmer. "But there's more. One day, my tractor flipped over. That pig ran back to the house and got help for me. He saved my life." "I'm sure he's very talented", said the salesman, "But look at him. He can hardly walk. Why don't you just take him to a vet and have him put to sleep?" The farmer looked at the salesman and shook his head. "Listen buddy, if you had a pig that was that good, would you eat him all at once?"

139) Why did the leppers have to quit playing hockey? Because there was a face off in the corner.

140) Why was the man arrested for waiting in the Big Top? He was loitering within tent.

141) What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. (no eye dear) What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no idea.

142) What's long, yellow and fruity? An apple in disguise.

143) Two biscuits walking down the street. One gets crushed by a passing car. The other one says "crumbs".

144) A guy walks into a bar, orders a pint and a pork pie, downs his pint, puts the pork pie on his head and smashes it with his hand, then walks out, leaving the barman a little confused. The next day he comes back in, orders a pint and a pork pie, downs the pint, puts the pork pie on his head, smashes it with his hand and walks out, leaving the barman even more confused. The next day he comes in again and orders a pint and a pork pie but the barman, trying to figure him out, says "sorry, no pork pies" so the guy orders a packet of cheese and onion crisps instead, downs the pint, puts the packet of cheese and onion crisps on his head smashes them with his hand and is about to leave when the barman stops him and asks "why did you just smash that packet of cheese and onion crisps on your head?" and the guy replies "because you didn't have any pork pies."

145) Granny was visiting town for the first time. She checks in at the hotel, and the bellboy takes her bags. She follows the boy, and as the door closes, she looks around and shakes her fist at him. "Young man, I may be old, and straight from the hills, but that don't mean I'm stupid! I paid good money, and this room won't do at all! It's too small, and without proper ventilation! Why there's not even a bed!" The bellhop looks at her and says, "Ma'am, this isn't your room, It's the elevator!"

146) Why can't they have baseball stadiums in Poland? Everyone would be sitting behind a pole!

147) What time does a proctologist get up in the morning? At the crack of dawn.

148) Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum that it COULD be done!

149) What do you get when you cross Lassie with a pitbull? A dog that bights off your leg, then runs for help.

150) What's black white black white black white black white black white...a penguin rolling down the stairs.

151) Why did the elephant paint his toenails different colors? So he could hide in the M&M dish! Have you ever seen an elephant in the M&M dish? See it works!

152) Why did the booger cross the road? Because he was being picked on.

153) Why does E.T. have such big eyes? Beause he saw his phone bill.

154) In the days where tall, wooden ships sailed the high seas, there was this one ship sailing during a war. That morning, the lookout shouted, "enemy ship on the horizon." The captain said to his ensign, "Get me my red shirt." The ensign, rather bewildered from this odd request, did as his captain ordered. Thought he battle was a long one, the captain and his crew managed to fend off the enemy ship. Later that day, the lookout shouted, "two enemy ships on the horizon." As before, the captain said to his ensign, "Get me my red shirt." And, as before, the ensign did as his captain asked. The battle took the rest of the day to fight, and managed to defeat the two enemy ships. That evening, the ensign asked his captain, "Sir, Why, before every battle, do you ask for your red shirt." The captain replied, "Well, if I am wounded in battle, the blood will not show and the crew will continue to fight." The crew was listening, and they were impressed. They had a brave captain. The next morning, the lookout shouted, "Ten enemy ships on the horizon." The ensign looked at his captain, waiting for the usual orders. The captain said to his ensign, "Ensign, get me my brown pants."

155) Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequilla! (to kill her)

156) How does a blind parachutist know when the ground is close? His guide dog's lead goes slack.

157) What's bright yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

158) Two vomits were walking down the street when one started to cry. The other said, "What's wrong?" The first replied, "This is where I was brought up!"

159) What looks like Blu-Tak, feels like Blu-Tak, tastes like Blu-Tak, but isn't Blu-Tak? Smurf poo.

160) Once there was a marine biologist who loved dolphins. He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea. One day, in a fit of inventive genius, he came up with a serum that would make dolphins live forever! Of course he was ecstatic. But he soon realised that in order to mass produce this serum he would need large amounts of a certain compound that was only found in nature in the metabolism of a rare South American bird. Carried away by his love for dolphins, he resolved that he would go to the zoo and steal one of these birds. Unbeknownst to him, as he was arriving at the zoo an elderly lion was escaping from it's cage. The zoo keepers were alarmed and immediately began combing the zoo for the escaped animal, unaware that it had simply lain down on the sidewalk and had gone to sleep. Meanwhile, the marine biologist arrived at the zoo and procured his bird. He was so excited by the prospect of helping his dolphins that he stepped absent mindedly over the sleeping lion on his way back to his car. Immediately, 1500 policemen converged on him and arrested him for transporting a myna across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.

161)What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? Somebody who lays awake wondering if there's a dog.

162) What's better than finding Barney the Dinosaur in a gargage can? Finding him in TEN garbage cans!

163) A guy goes to the shrink and says, "Doc, you gotta help me...I'm a Wigwam, I'm a Teepee, I'm a Wigwam, I'm a Teepee!" The Doctors says, "Just calm down, calm down, you're TWO TENTS!"

164) Why were all the ink spots crying? Thier father was in the pen.

165) What did the dog say to the tree? bark.

Thats the season finale for LaMe JoKeS bY sLaCkEr. Please do NOT miss me...

Episode 2 of LaMe JoKeS bY sLaCkEr

2007-09-03T17:08:00.000+08:00

Here is another episode that will make you Roll On Floor Laughing. Enjoy :)

1) Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.

2) What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

3) Two ropes walk into a bar. The bartender says to the rope "Hey! we don't serve ropes in here" Thus one of the ropes left. The other rope frayed up his hair and tied himself in a knot. The bartender said to the rope "Are you a rope?" and the rope said "I'm afraid not"

4) Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing.

5) A mom dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup"

6) A frog is looking for a loan, so he goes into a bank. He sits down at a desk and the name plate says "Patty Whac". He talks to Patty about the loan and she asks him what he has for collateral. The frog replies well I have this vase. He pulls the vase out of a bag to show her. Patty says "well thats just a cheap knick-knack". Then the owner notices the vase and says to himself "gee that's from the 17th century, it's worth tons of money" So he walks over to patty and says "Thats no knick-knake Patty Whac give the frog a loan".

7) 3 old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three"? "274" was his reply. The doctor says to the second man "It's your turn. What is three times three"? "Tuesday" replys the second man. The doctor says to the third man, "OK, Your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine" says the third man. "That's great" says the doctor. "How did you get that"? "Simple" says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday".

8) A termite walks into a barroom and asks, "Where's the barrtender?"

9) How do you catch a squirrel? Climb into a tree and act like a nut...

10) Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it had no guts!

11) A little boy was visiting his grandmother and the young boy asked his grandmother, "grandma, how old are you"? She replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that". A few minutes past and the young boy asked his grandmother another question, "how much do you weight"? The grandmother replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that"! The following week when the little boy went back to school he told his friends about the coversation he had with his grandmother and how he was unable to get an answer from her. The little boy's friends advised him to look on her identification card, all the information will be there. The next week when the little boy was visiting his grandmother he told her he knew how much she weighed and how old she was. The grandmother didn't believe him until he told her,"you weight 130lb., and you are 65 years old". Then the little boy in a bashfull way wispered to his grandmother, "I also know you got an F in Sex".

12) Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was too chicken.

13) What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name.

14) Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book? They all have phones.

15) What do you call a person with lepersy in a bath tub? Stew.

16) Two old guys at an old folk's home shooting the breeze. One says "How's the memory?" The other says "Perfect, touch wood", and raps his knuckles on the table. 2 minutes go bye, and then he says "Somebody gonna get the door or what?"

17) Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods one day?

18) What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck!

19) A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex." The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings. First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it. The man immediately says "sex". Next the doctor draws a circle, which the man again identifies as sex. Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle, which of course the patient identifies as "sex". The doctor puts the drawings away and says to the patient, "Yes, I do believe that you have an obsession with sex." To which the man replies, "I'm not the one with the obsession! YOU'RE the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"

20) Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny.

21) A skeleton is in a bar. He goes up to the bar. "A pint of lager and a mop please."

22) "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

23) What's brown and sticky? A stick.

24) A horse walks into a bar, the barman says "why the long face?"

25) How do you catch a unique rabbit? U Neaq up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, you neaq up on it.

26) How do you describe the average cannibal? A guy with a wife and ate children.

27) What did the cannibal do when he saw an 'All you can eat restaurant'? He had two waiters and a busboy.

28) Why are proctologists so gloomy? They always have the end in sight.

29) What do you give an elephant with diarreha? Lots of Room

30) Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second one would of ducked.

31) What does mozart do now that he is dead? He decomposes.....

32) Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts warm.

33) What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he ain't gonna come anyway...

34) A woman asked her husband to go to the video store and get Scent of a Woman. Her husband came back with a Fish Called Wanda.

35) What's big and brown and walks through walls? Spooky Dooky.

36) Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don't work!

37) Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "god it's hot in here, and the other sausage says "OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

38) One day this guys house was on fire so he decided he better call the fire department. He got on the phone with the chief and the man was very frantic. The man said chief you have to get over her my house is on fire. The chief says calm down, how do we get to your house, and the man said you don't have those big red trucks anymore!

39) Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner and his wife gave him a cold shoulder?

40) What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Roamin' Catholic.

41) What's the worst part about eating vegetables? Those damn wheelchairs.

42) There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count. And those who can't.

43) Why did the bee cross his legs? Because he couldn't find the BP station.

44) What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.

45) What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him out for a drag.

46) Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.

47) What is the famous last words in surgery? Ouch!!

48) There was a lawyer that was talking to his client who just committed murder. He said "I have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is that you're getting the electric chair." His client said "That's terrible!! Well, what's the good news?" The lawyer said "I got the voltage lowered."

49) A traveling salesman was driving down a country road when a rabbit ran in front of his car and he hit it. The proverbial farmer was sitting on the fence watching. The salesman gets out of his car and opens the trunk. He then removes an aerosol can and sprays the contents on the dead rabbit. The next thing you know the rabbit gets up and hops about 20 ft. down the road, turns and waves to the salesman, goes another 20 ft. and waves to the salesman. The salesman looks at the farmer and says "he'll be okay now." The salesman gets into his car and leaves. The farmer wondering what's going on walks over to the ditch where the salesman threw the can, picks it up and read the label which said FOR HARE RESTORATION AND PERMANENT WAVE.

50) What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

51) A pork pie walks into a bar and the barman says sorry we dont serve food in here.

52) What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits a windshield? His butt.

53) Two male mushrooms are walking down the road. Walking towards them is a female mushroom all dressed up. They look at her. She ignores them both and walks right by. Then, the one male mushroom, in a very high pitched mushroom voice, says to the other: "Jeez, she didn't even look at us. What's wrong? We are a couple of fun-gis!"

54) Whats the smartest thing a man can say? "my wife says"

55) A farmer is milking his cow. As he is milking, a fly comes along and flies into the cows ear. A little bit later, the farmer notices the fly in the milk. The farmer looks up and says, "Hmph. In one ear, out the utter."

56) How do you turn a cat into a dog? You tie up the cat, pour gasoline on it, light a match and watch him go WOOF!!!! How do you turn a dog into a cat? You tie up the dog, get an electric saw to cut him, and watch him go MEOWWWWW!!!!!!

57) How do you get Dragon milk? From a cow with short legs.

58) What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

59) What do you get when you put a canary in a blender? Shredded tweet

60) Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

61) Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay then they would be bagels.

62) What's clear and smells like carrots? A Rabbit fart.

63) What do you call a missing parrot? A polygon.

64) An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor askes him, "So how has life been treating you?" The old man replies, "The Lord's been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, He turns the light on and when I'm finished, He turns the light off." While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor tells her what her husband said. She replied "D*mn it! The old fart's been pissin in the ice box again!"

65) What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat? Polly unsaturated.

66) How is a divorce in West Virginia like a hurricane in Florida? Either way, you lose the trailer.

67) Have you heard about Ron Howard's new movie, a travel documentary about northern Europe? It's called "Mr. Opie's Holland"

68) Where does a one armed man shop? At a second hand store!

69) What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

70) Three guys are in a bar on the top of a cliff. The first guy says to the other guys "You know, if had just one more beer, I think I could fly." The second guy says "No Way!" So the first guy orders a beer and drinks it. Then all three guys walk out to the edge of the cliff. The first guy jumps off, starts falling to the ground, and then flies back to the top of the cliff. The second guy is totally amazed, so he says "You know, if I had another beer, I bet I could do that too." So all three guys go into the bar, and the second guy has another beer. After he finished, he said "Ok, I will be able to fly now" So they all went outside and the second guy jumped off of the cliff and feel to the bottom, where he hit the ground and died instantly. The third guy turned to the first guy and said "You know Superman, you are a real jerk when you drink"

71) What Happened to the fly on the toilet seat? He got pissed off!

72) A couple cannot wait to be married. They are driving home and hit a patch of ice, crash, die and go right to heaven. Appearing before Saint Peter, they tell him, "Saint Peter, we couldn't wait to get married, Could you get us married here in heaven." Saint Peter pauses and says, "I'll see what I can do." Time passes and Saint Peter calls the couple to his office and tells them, "I have some good news, you are going to be married." They are married and are so happy. As time goes on, they go back to see Saint Peter. They tell him, "we want a divorce. This marriage isn't what we thought it would be. We can't stand it." Saint Peter responds,"give me a break, it took me 10 years to find a priest to marry you, it will take me forever to find you a lawyer."

73) famous last words of a mafia hit man... "who put the violin in the violin case !"

74) Did you hear about the Barbie doll; it's called Divorce Barbie. She comes with all of Ken's stuff.

75) What do you do if you see a person having an epilepsy attack in a bathtub? Throw your laundry in quick!

76) How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Choke it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

77) What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his butt.

78) How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.

79) How do you top a car? Tep on the brake tupid.

80) What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.

81) How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

82) What do you call a man with a pint of beer on his head? Beartrix

83) What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on your doorstep? Matt

84) Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?

85) What do you get when you squeeze an olive? Oliver Twist!

86) Didya hear about the procter and Gamble worker who fell in the vat of lotion? He softened to death

87)Which of these things don't belong: A tuna, a lobster, or a chinese guy run over by a truck? The tuna. The other two are crustaceans.

88) Why doesn't Smoky the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel!

89) Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!

90) Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens!

91) Why can't skeletons play music in church? They have no organs!

92) How do you greet a 2-headed monster? Hello, Hello

93) What do you do when you are inside an elephant? Run around and run around til you're all pooped out.

94) I once had a diamond but I took it for granite.

95) what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob

96) what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the wall? Art

97) What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? "Thanks, I'll never part with it!"

98) How do you make pizza? Stick a leper next to a fan.

99) What's the ultimate doom for a leper? An epileptic fit.

100) Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo.

101) What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk 'em and then pitch to the rhino.

102) This guy has been working at the local grocery store for over two years. When the promotion list goes up and he sees that the new stock-boy got the cashiers job over him, he becomes irate. That night, after ten or so beers he and his co-worker Arty start talking about the bad decision Mr. Boss made. The conversation turns to murder. In his drunken state, Arty agrees to kill the new cashier and Mr. Boss for the contents of his saddened friends pockets. The next day the local papers headline read, "Arty chokes two for a dollar at MegaFoods".

103) A young man comes into the doctors and says, "Doc, is it hereditary to lose your memory?" "No," the doctor replies, "Why?" "Well," the man says, "both of my parents are. For example, one day my mother wanted some Ice Cream, so she went out to get some. But my father stopped her, telling her that he would get some. 'Alright,' she said, 'I'll write it down'. 'no', he says, 'just tell me, I won't forget'. 'Okay', she says, 'I want some vanilla ice cream in a cone'. 'Okay', he says. He leaves, comes back half an hour later, gives his wife a bag. "What!" she scrams. "This is a cheeseburger, you idiot! I wanted a hamburger!"

104) What did the grapes say when the monks stepped on them? Nothing -they just let out a little whine.

105) What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

106) Once apon a time, their lived in a magical land a snake, named Nate. In this land, actually rather close to Nate's house there was a great road, and next to this road was a lever. The lever was ancient, and the mythology around the lever was that if you were to push it, it would trigger the end of the world. One day, Nate was slithering down the road, and he came upon the lever, and began crossing the road so he could look at it. At the same moment, a truck came careening around a corner, and the driver found himself in a dilema: either hit the snake or end the world. Needless to say, the driver ran over nate and went on his merry way. The moral of the story is: Better Nate than Lever...

107) When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.

108) Why Did The skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!

109) Did you hear about the hyena that swallowed the Oxo cube (beef stock cube)? Made a laughing stock of himself!

110) This man has this dog that has no legs. One day someone asked him "Whats wrong with your dog?" And the man said... "What are you blind or something? He has no legs." Oh well what is it's name? Well I call it cigarette. Why in the world do you call it cigarette? Well because sometimes I like to take it out for a drag

111) How did Hitler tie his shoes? In littel nazi's

112) What do you get when you cross an alligator and a railroad track? Three pieces of alligator.

113) A man left his beef ranch to his three sons and they named it "Focus" because that's there the sun's rays meet (sons raise meat).

114) Two blondes were walking in the woods. One said, "Oh look! deer tracks! The other one argued, "No silly! Those are wolf tracks!" They fought over it. Two hours later they were both killed by a train.

115) What did the clown say when he cracked an egg on his head? Yuk, yuk, the yolk's on me.

116) What does a one leggeged ballerina wear. A one one

117) What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

118) What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.

119) How did the teenager know that he had bad acne? His dog called him spot.

120) What's the biggest advanage of being a cannibal abortionst? You do not have to go out for lunch.

121) A snail is returning home late at night and has to cut though a dark ally. As he is passing though, he is mugged by two slugs. Later on at the police station, the officer asks him,"Can you give me a desciption of the assailents?" The snail ponders this for a moment, and then replies," Gee, I'm not sure... it all happpened so fast."

122) What do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Curt and Rod (curtain rod)

123) What does a lawyer use for Birth Control? His personality

124) Why are fish shops always crowded? Because the fish fillet!!!

125) What's long, yellow, and has been out in the sun too long? A bananna peel.

126) A hillbilly walks into a feed store and stares at the fan. "Wowee," he says, "thet's the fastest dern squirrel I've ever seen!"

127) Where do zombies go for relaxation? A dead ranch.

128) What goes 99-thump, 99-thump? A centipede with a wooden leg.

129) A man is sitting on a park bench, making the STRANGEST noises."Are you all right?" asks a concerned stranger. The man nods and keeps making the noises. The stranger then asked "Then why are you screaming like that?" The man replies "It keeps the elephants away." The stranger mentioned that there weren't any elephants for miles. The man smiled "See, it works!"

130) Have you ever seen an elf fly? It's at the top of elf pants.

131) If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? BEAUTY is in the eye of the bee-holder.

132) What bird can lift the most weight? The Crane.

133) What did the cannibal say when he first saw a skating rink? What do you know... People on the rocks!

134) A chicken and a pig were knocking back a few beers at the tavern one night when the chicken said, "Hey, let's go into business together. We could open a ham-and-egg restaurant." "Not so fast," the pig replied. "For you it's just a day''s work. For me, it's a life-and-death proposition.

135) Did you here about the nearsighted whale that followed the submarine? Every time it shot a torpedo, the whale passed out cigars.

Episode 3 coming right up! Stay tuned for more actions...

2007-08-12T13:42:00.000+08:00

I wonder if there is any way to obtain the class photo from that day's photoshoot so I can remake it into a new blogskin.

Okay sorry I'm bored. xD

- Eisabess

2007-08-09T14:51:00.000+08:00

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mytabletkeyboardhasnospacebarsoallmywordsareclammedtogether
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2007-08-05T10:55:00.000+08:00

WE GOT INTO THE FINALS FOR THE CHEER COMPETITION PPL!
good job to everyone who came.(:
but those who did not.is okay.
but lets be proud of ourselves.
bcos afterall.we did put in effort yeah?

august eight, august eight.
on 0ne-nine-sixty-five.(right?:/)
the day we gained independance.
to lead our own lives.

the flags rises oh so high.
the colours all so bright.
oh firery red,
on stainless white.
come on,
scream this right.

singapore is oh so small,
yet there's peace, and no war.
singapore is oh so clean,
singapore is oh so green.
from pasir ris to ang mo kio,
can eat loti and drink milo.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY S'PORE!

credits to kelly, gwen & sm :D
go one eleven! ((:

new timetable

2007-07-02T18:43:00.001+08:00

people, new timetable i take pics of... but then so so so sowwie... my camera not big to take last periods n friday.. hope that this time table will do you all some good... sorry i now then post coz change of hp n forget the account... rmb to bring the stuffs tmr!!! tmr last period, i tink i tink is HCL... only my prediction... cnt blame me if it isnt... ok... take care people...

buhbuaiix!!!

SimpliigurL~~ YJ <33

New timetable!

2007-06-22T21:25:00.003+08:00

The new timetable is on Asknlearn.com already, please go there to download.

HAPPY TOILET KAYS?

2007-06-11T15:14:00.000+08:00

Um yeah so we have FINALLY decided the dates for the Happy Toilet (again?). It will be held on the 14th and 15th of June which is this Thursday and Friday.

Sorry for the short notice, but as you can see from the post below (isit below?) Mr Cheng couldn't make it for the dates scheduled last time. So yeah..

Please come, or we'll be kind of shorthanded i guess. ~~Then again if too many people come it'll be a handfull..~~ So if you could come, thanks in advance. 8)

~ Joie on behalf of Kelly 8)

[EDIT] --> It'll be from 10am. Thanks 8)

NO HAPPY TOILET!

2007-05-30T21:14:00.000+08:00

Hi all, pls help tell all there's no Happy Toilet 2moro n next week. Pls also put this info on blog. Thanx. It's public holiday 2molo n I hav course next wk.

- From Mr Cheng

to one eleven

2007-05-25T19:01:00.000+08:00

TO ALL ONELEVENERS,

thank you for the exciting, enjoyable five and a half months. I enjoyed really really really really really enjoyed myself a lot.
Thank you all, for all the outings, and even fights. Lol. And the teachers too, for the interesting lessons. :D! I'll always remember this. And thanks Evelyn and ChangJing for the present, Ms Goh for her handshake... And you all for your autograph book which i haven't get yet, but heard from Shauna lerh. :D Heeeeeheee!
And we've patched up {over the soccer fight}!

AND STAY UNITED ALWAYS!
Kexin!

2007-05-23T20:54:00.000+08:00

Zhanteng, i didn't say it's your fault ok?
YOU KNOW 1-10? THEY PLAYED WITH SEC 4S TOO MA. AND THEY TIO TRASHED TOO. And is not i drag you out de. Is WEIMANN OK? SHE WAS THE ONE WHO TALKED TO YOUR I/C, I MERELY AND ONLY ACCOMPANIED HER. AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAPPY ABOUT IT?!

2dae

2007-05-23T20:42:00.000+08:00

wow people...
firstly, man! i walked out on the team?! plz horh, i waz there and where were the other guys? only wei jie was there staring blankly at them. there was 2 guys. u expect us 2 plae?! plz horh kexin, when u n weiman were busy with ming he, the guy was abt 2 start da match.
second.this is for u kexin
PLZ HORH. i'm not going out there with a lack of players and getting toked in the cock badly(means tio trashed). i'm ntt really into dat thanks. i can lose. but not dat badly...i mean...i rather lose magnificently....like a walkover...but what did u do?! 'zhan teng...go plae la...nth will happen.' yeah right!! like...#$%^&^%$#$$%#$# wad u tink i am?! god arh? i alone cannot win okay? kf yeah...he's ntt bad. but we're against SEC 4. u tink WAD? sec 1's maybe still cn tahan. SEC 4 okay. u say if u boi u wan plae...lemme tell u...its cuz u nvr plae REAL soccer bfore...wait till u tio rammed by a sec 4...thn u tell me u wan plae...i tell u horh...i tio rammed till my finger crooked bfore... okay?! i scared. fine? fine.
three
kexin...u drag me out for wad?! we were practicing for initiation parade larh...like...its IMPORTANT...n its for soccer summore...
ashley
U...why run away? like...i gt sjab larh...u kno i cant plae...i had no chioce larh...but 2 walk over...
TO ALL
ATTENTION, THIS IS NOT MY FAULT IF WE KENA DISQUALIFIED...I JUST SAID WE HAVE NOT ENUF PEOPLE AND CANT PLAE. THE GUY ASK IF FORFEIT, I HAD 2 SAE YES OR PLAE WIF 2 PPL ON MY TEAM. thanks.

zhan teng.
smile? maybe not

to ashley

2007-05-23T19:53:00.000+08:00

Ashley,
ZhanTeng withdrew the team out of the interclass cause there's not enough players. Seriously, if i were a guy i would join.
Do you know that you yourself is a reserve? And KeeFoong is the other reserve. So reserve number 2 were there. ZhanTeng, KangJie were there. But Orion went home cause he had headache. Bob and YuPeng were with you.
And for your info, my handphone doesn't have a caller i.d. too.
And when were i acting emo in class?
Fine, you're a bastard and i'm a bitch. We didn't know YuPeng and Bob went home. I called YuPeng and he hung up on me. I smsed Bob but he didn't reply. You were with them.

2007-05-23T18:50:00.000+08:00

u noe wad.... i dun care. kexin, juz coz u are leaving for canada on monday, doesn't giv
u the authority to start spamming vulgarties and calling people bastards and shit like that.

a few things i wanna clarify.:

1) i am NOT a bastard.
2) nobody asked zhanteng to withdraw from the team. he did it out of his own free will.
3) yes. i am very happy. U HAPPY WITH MY ANSWER? KEXIN? HAPPY?
4) the team has reserves and subs right? Then tell me where were they??? since you said that there were not enough people, then why did you not go and look for the reserves and subs? if they were not there, then don't blame it on me!
5) i am not the only one who left for home the moment school ended. if u wanna know what happened. here's what happened.:

after school ended i went to the canteen with vince. i was eating and then i for got who came and told me that there was most likely no interclass because of the rain just now.

so i saw bob, together with zexuan, jun zhe and YU PENG. our gk. you guys said that he had some smo training so he could not go. fine. if that's the case, why did he go home and not go for the interclass competition?

someone also said that there was lightning alert. i don't know if that is true or not so i just pressumed there was. so i went home.

so then why is it that i am the only one getting all the blame, and getting the "privellege" of being called

a bastard?

you guys said u tried to call me but i would'nt answer. do you think my phone is just as "high-tech" as all of your phones with caller id and stuff like that? you think i have so much money to pay for caller id? you think i did not want to answer your calls on purpose? NO. my phone can auto switch off, without me even noticing. do you think i would look at my handphone screen every minute?
GET A LIFE!

i appreciate wei mann's efforts to try and help us. i admit that i am partially at fault. i cannot and won't try to deny that fact. but i just don't understand why i am the ONLY one getting the blame.

i am not trying to escape blame here. i just want to exercise my rights of self-respect.

kexin. if you think that i don't care if you are scolding every single person you see in class and acting emo or les or wadever all over the place during lessons, you are wrong. i am just putting up with all of it.

i dunno wad to sae. if u guys think i am solely responsible for the disqualification of our class team for the interclass competition, then go ahead and spam me. do whatever u wan.

I DON'T CARE!

- Ashley........

REGARDING TODAY'S SOCCER!

2007-05-23T17:11:00.001+08:00

ASHLEY LEONG MUN CHUNG(or at least i think that's the spelling).

YOU BASTARD.

WE HAVE TO WITHDRAW FROM THE SOCCER JUST CAUSE YOU WENT HOME, AND DIDN'T WANT TO COME BACK EVEN THOUGH WE TOLD YOU TO. The whole team iswas depending on you. You know, you're a failure. I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE, DIDN'T I? I SMSED YOU.

You know what WeiMann did for you? She went and talked to the SJAB i/c for ZhanTeng's leave of absence, NPCC i/c for KeeFoong and WeiJie's leave of absence, and we had to go find Lyon, and then she had to conquer her fear of balls just to go get KangJie. No, just to go talk to that attitude problem guy, MingHe. Who didn't even let her speak and just say 'cannot'.

SO IN THE END ZHANTENG WALKED OUT ON US, AND WE WITHDREW FROM THE INTERCLASS.

Well, are you happy now?!?!

thankss for the CREDITS, kexin:) {WeiMann}

{kExIn}

2007-05-23T15:22:00.000+08:00

nowadays, the weather tense to be veri de warm riite?
so mux say somemore leng xiao hua to cool everyone... haha
add one to wat kf post... now got more le...

1. A mom dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup"

2. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb into a tree and act like a nut...

3. A little boy was visiting his grandmother and the young boy asked his grandmother,"grandma, how old are you"? She replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that". A few minutes past and the young boy asked his grandmother another question, "how much do you weight"? The grandmother replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that"!
The following week when the little boy went back to school he told his friends about the coversation he had with his grandmother and how he was unable to get an answer from her. The little boy's friends advised him to look on her drivers license, all t he information will be there.
The next week when the little boy was visiting his grandmother he told her he knew how much she weighed and how old she was. The grandmother didn't believe him until he told her,"you weight 130lb., and you are 65 years old". Then the little boy in a ba shfull way wispered to his grandmother, "I also know you got an F in Sex".

4. A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex." The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings. First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it. The man immediate ly says "sex". Next the doctor draws a circle, which the man again identifies as sex. Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle, which of course the patient identifies as "sex". The doctor puts the drawings away and says to the patient, "Yes, I do believe t hat you have an obsession with sex." To which the man replies, "I'm not the one with the obsession! YOU'RE the one drawing all the dirty pictures"

5. Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "god it's hot in here, and the other sausage says "OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

6. What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing stupid, apples don't talk

7. There was a lawyer that was talking to his client who just committed murder. He said "I have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is that you're getting the electric chair." His client said "That's terrible!! Well, what's the good news? " The lawyer said "I got the voltage lowered."

8. An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor askes him, "So how has life been treating you?" The old man replies, "The Lord's been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, He turn s the light on and when I'm finished, He turns the light off." While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor tells her what her husband said. She replied "D*mn it! The old fart's been pissin in the fridge again!"

9. A man is sitting on a park bench, making the STRANGEST noises."Are you all right?" asks a concerned stranger. The man nods and keeps making the noises. The stranger then asked "Then why are you screaming like that?" The man replies "It keeps the eleph ants away." The stranger mentioned that there weren't any elephants for miles. The man smiled "See, it works!"

kaykay... enough le... haha... i m already freezing to death...
all this is found on internet... haha... lol... enjoy it!!!
*~ SimpLigUrL ~*

dead....

2007-05-20T17:41:00.000+08:00

this blog abit dead, so im gonna make it lively!!!

Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers
BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN :
NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Peter Parker : "We can't go on, 'cos im SPIDERMAN." Mary Jane : "I know, you're a failure."

sLaCkEr (found this on the net...)

250507

2007-05-19T21:23:00.000+08:00

32 days before I go, bessy wants to go ice-skating(again). So this means that after school, we'll be going to JEC as a class for those who can make it. Lol.
We'll be going there to eat, then to skate. I think. Not confirmed yet. :D

Class Tee

2007-05-18T20:59:00.000+08:00

Class chair n vice chair, PUHlease get the class tee done soon so the boys can don the class's colours and take part in the soccer tournament next week.

The Team has been so called "confirmed"
Main 5
Zhan Teng
Orion
Kang Jie
Bob
Yu Peng ( Best GK in our class. UNTOUCHABLE )

Reserves
Ashley
Me

Replacements(i oso dun understand what is this for)
Bryan
Joshua
Justine

sLaCkEr

2007-05-16T09:49:00.000+08:00

ONELEVEN! Regarding this Friday's photoshoot thing, please refer here:

http://yeokaiwen.wordpress.com/2007/05/15/nan-hua-randoms/

(Ignore the very obvious phrase in the second sentence please, :D)

And please don't be such an attention seeker and turn up only because you want to appear in ZB Popcorn or Friday Weekly. -.- Anyway, all supervisors had better turn up hor, because you need to be interviewed for the Happy Toilet thing in the video edition. :D

YAY!

HAPPY TOILET

2007-05-13T00:25:00.000+08:00

Happy Toilet:
Girls:
Monday: Masking and painting of wall
Wednesday: Masking( if haven't finish) and painting
Friday: Painting

Boys:
Monday: Masking and drawing of the mascot
Wednesday: Masking ( if haven't finish) and painting
Friday: Painting

**Note: Try to finish masking on Monday, and 1st layer of paint for EVERYTHING on Friday. Friday the front door must be finished( as in shading and outlining).

Oh and! Friday KaiWen's gonna come for Happy Toilet Photoshooting.

Next week's schedule not confirmed yet. See how you fare for this week first.. Lol.

**! HAPPY TOILET TIMING HAS BEEN INCREASED TO FROM 3 TO 6! TAKE NOTE!

Not sure about the people who are coming though. Doing that now and gonna ask the class. Okay? :)

{kExIn}

2007-05-04T21:40:00.000+08:00

1) nice? view of the back of the class...

2) ''illegal gathering'' haha...

3) playing tablets!!! c00l~~~

4) one eleven!!! united we stand!!!

5) 111formed by bottles we drink

paiseh... i duno how to format it...

jux upload for u guys... hope u all lyk it!!!

love you guys lotx...

2007-05-01T00:08:00.000+08:00

FRIDAY, 4TH MAY 2007!

Please stay back until 3.30p.m. for class photoshoot. THIS IS DONE FOR KEXIN. (: Please do be considerate and stay for the sake of this photoshoot, thank you. We would all appreciate it very much.

- Eisabess(:

2007-04-28T16:17:00.001+08:00

Hello people.
The schedule for Kexin’s farewell party has been set. The party would be held at West Coast Park and we are going to have a BBQ there. The BBQ would be for dinner.

Duration: 5pm – earliest 8pm, latest 9pm.
Meeting place: Mcdonalds @ West Coast Park.
Meeting time: 4.50pm – 5pm.

Neoprints would be taken on 5th of May @ JEC after our physics supplementary.

Duration: After Physics Supplementary.
Time end: Around 11.30pm, 12pm.

Message from Kexin: 'Guys, we all know that some people can't attend the BBQ cause it's either their parents don't allow or something, so we've decided to hold a class outing after the physics make up lesson which we have on 5th May. Attendance is complusory. You can either choose to leave your tablets in school where Ashley will lock the door up or you can bring it with you but. BUT, take note, if you bring it with you, we will not be responsible if it gets missing. Thanks'

-We will try to request from Mr Cheng for consent forms. Hopefully.

! Shauna

2007-04-27T15:17:00.000+08:00

Guys, are you all free on either 12/13? Please reply ASAP as we're gonna hold the party that day and Shauna needs to book the pit. Thanks lots.

2007-04-23T16:46:00.000+08:00

Ok guys, i have some news. I may be going earlier than just 29th May... Doesn't this just suck? Before that, can we please have at least the class photo? PLEASE?
{kExIn}

2007-04-21T21:32:00.000+08:00

Hey People.
In case you didn't know, Kexin is migrating to Canada and would be leaving on 29th May 2007
(Rong Hua's index number worh, 29.) So, maybe we can plan a farewell party for her? According to her, she wants to take pictures and neoprints with the whole class (She badly wants to take with the guys.) Yeah, hope we can fulfill her wishes before she leaves us. Oops, i'm making it sound as if she is dying. Still, we should treasure the time spent with her for the next one month before she leaves. And, hopefully we can get the class T-shirt ready before she leaves too :D

! Shauna

I WAS SICK.

2007-04-19T10:56:00.000+08:00

LOL, people, I'm fine now already! ^^ I was sick luh, down with a headache and vomitting. I'm okay already. :D Hope everyone enjoyed their Amazing Race. :D Heard that it was tiring. But must have been fun right?

Wait, running around in a tie doesn't sound exactly nice with the tie flying into your face. :/ LOL. Nah, was joking. Later got Enrichment, must dancedancedance some more! :D JIAYOU.

- Bessy(:

2007-04-18T17:26:00.000+08:00

today 2.4 make me freak out!!!
to chi yien,are u alright? ok?
for me... i got nth to say... haha... care rep get into sick bay...
so paiseh... haha... lol...
today... really must say a big thank you to shu min!!!! she is really very caring... i tink i can pass my care rep position to her le!!! thanks so much!!!
sjab chu liao de guo ran li hai!!! haha
really very grateful to her lahh...
had a good rest everyone!!! tmr still got pe...!!! jiayouu!!!
*~YJ~*

2007-04-17T10:26:00.000+08:00

Results for Sports Heat.

1500m Boys Final: RongHua
800m Boys Final: Nil
400m Boys Final: RongHua
200m Boys Final: Nil
100m Boys Final: Nil
4x100m Boys Final: Results not out yet
4x400m Boys Final: Results not out yet

1500m Girls Finals: Nil
800m Girls Finals: Nil
400m Girls Finals: Nil
200m Girls Finals: ShuMin & Kelly
100m Girls Finals: Eisabess ( Taken over by ShuMin)
4x100m Girls Finals: Results not out yet
4x400m Girls Finals: Results not out yet

Good luck guys ^^

2007-04-15T12:02:00.000+08:00

this is a pic i made for 111.dun critisize too much.lols.jkjk.o.Oand the names arent in index order.i just remember them from my head.lols.

and here's one more i made similar to the previous one.

2007-04-12T15:14:00.000+08:00

hey guys...
our class blog looks so dead... dunt it?
it give ppl a feeling of ancient...
today i didt go sch... so i got tym to come n update yi xia this blog...
is there any hw today? cn let me noe?
i scare of fall behind leh... so anyone cn let me noe?
thank you....

*~YJ~*

LLAMA SONG~!!!

2007-04-06T15:00:00.000+08:00

Yesh.. EVERYONE GO SEE / LISTEN TO THE LLAMA SONG!!! =D try to sing along ;D
[link]

Literature Homework

2007-04-04T20:29:00.000+08:00

Go to www.singlishdictionary.com to find the meanings of the singlish words.

PS . There are vulgarities in the website. Only find when your parents are not looking.=)

2007-04-02T17:19:00.000+08:00

hey!!! emergency alert!!!
NHCO is having SYF tmr!!!
cheers for us, plzzzz...
mux bring glory to nan hua!!!
NHCO jiayou!!!!
3 cheers & 3 cheers & 3 cheers for CO!!!
hip hip *hurray* (3x)

yay!!! btw, i becux of co pon alot of lesson! anyone cn save me with my homework???
so sian... our cls blog y so long no update...
me tis post issh only to take up more space... XDDDD

buaiix ppl!!!
~*NHCO junior: YJ*~

2007-03-23T19:20:00.000+08:00

GUYS AND GALS ! PingWei is High-Jumping on Monday ,let's all stay back and cheer for her shall we ??

Oh yes , the people participating in the track and field meet has changed ,all please go and ask Mr Cheng for the list ;) i forgot most of it .

BTW ,{bessy} ,Mr Cheng entered you for the RELAY 4x100m =DD he said you must go . o.O

-kexin- =0

2007-03-21T14:38:00.000+08:00

TODAY'S HIGH JUMP WAS A SUCCESS :DD

SUCCESS !

Orion ! DON'T STOP HALFWAY..

JIAYOUS !

The boys . ;DD

:DD good luck for the track and field meet . =))

-kx-

VOTING!

2007-03-21T11:39:00.000+08:00

PEOPLE PEOPLE!

The class has voted for both Valerie and Joie as the class tee design, and for Daniel for the class logo design. Congratulations! :D

Only problem is, how do we combine Valerie's and Joie's designs together? :/ Can help to give ideas or not. Heh. xD

Go and properly view Valerie's and Joie's design, and then pass me your idea of how the combined tee should look like by Friday. Thank youuuuu. :D

(Sorry if this seems rushing, especially with that truckload of homework, but we really need to get this out soon!)

Just the image for your convenience.

2007-03-17T00:14:00.000+08:00

Here's a screenshot of our new timetable, just in case you are lazy/forgot to download. You can save it and print it out. (:

Timetable for Term 2

2007-03-16T22:31:00.000+08:00

Class, remember to download the new timetable for Term 2, commencing from 19 March 2007. You can download it from AskNLearn. When you login, you will see your message board. Click on the newest one with title: "Class timetable for Term 2" from Lau Hwai Ping. It is recommended that you save it for future use.

P.S. if my words are too chim, too bad for you.

KFC

ICESKATINGGGGGGGGG):

2007-03-16T00:50:00.000+08:00

Seriously, who can go out on Sunday to iceskate?

OR MAYBE SATURDAY HEEHEE. Just skip my CIP at library can liao lah. Change day and date.

RAWR. D:

ENCOURAGING CLASS SPIRIT!

2007-03-15T22:36:00.000+08:00

ONE ELEVEN:D

Now now now. Term 2 is coming, so what next?

Okay, since we have Evelyn here to help us, we shall nominate our class tee design! :D (I know I have been dragging this on for quite a long time already, but I really will do it during the first week of school.) Nomination shall be done on a piece of paper anonymously, if need be, you only need to write your index number. The nominated pieces would be up on the back class notice board by Tuesday. Go and admire slowly and return your papers by Wednesday. ~~Latecomers shall pay fine to the Treasurer and if you lose the piece of paper you shall pay $10.~~ Joking joking(:

Next up is our class logo! They have been pinned up on the front left notice board. Pick and choose your favourite one and write it on the same piece of paper that you use to nominate the class tee design. Please remember to indicate clearly what is for which category.

Last but not least, I shall be organising a class outing during the June school holidays! (If the Treasurer thinks it will be too expensive [zzz], be prepared to bring your own money.) I shall be posting up a poll on this class blog to ask which type of outing would you like, and shall re-confirm it in class. If at any point in time, you feel like changing your choice of outing, just inform me(: The day and date shall be chosen at a nearer date, or else we might have problems popping up due to unforeseen circumstances.

THANK YOU ALL MA DEAR CLASSMATES.

- Eisabess(:

2007-03-14T09:41:00.001+08:00

PEOPLE!
Wear PE attire today for Maths Trail.
thank you :D
-Shauna

2007-03-14T08:30:00.000+08:00

SIAN larhs .
my tablet tio virused four times, all four times a trojan .LOLX.anyone got any cure for me or else i'm juz gonna let my tablet rot there .
-kx

New blogskin(:

2007-03-14T02:54:00.000+08:00

Hiya classmates!

(I haven't been enjoying my holidays, so I won't ask if you have been enjoying yourself.)

Yeap, I have changed the blogskin. :D Did so because the previous one wasn't very welcomed, so I decided to make a new one. I kind of love it, heh.

Oh, and keep the blog going. It's been dead for so long, except the tagboard. -.-

- Eisabess(:

2007-03-09T20:04:00.000+08:00

ppls.we all damn poor things.burnt by the sun.lols.hope ppls recover from sun burns soon.it hurts.ahh.lols.ppls.common tests over.try and work hard next semester.orhs.=X

~{''hundan}=X

CEP PICTURES!

2007-03-02T23:50:00.000+08:00

1/11 alert! :D Here are the photos for the CEP eggs-periment (word coined by yours truly out of nowhere for no reason)! Happy browsing and saving.

Hands-on baybeh!

Discussdiscussdiscuss..

Vincent, keep those finger's away from Orion's nostrils!

All play and no work make boys uncooperative boys.

The losing formula? Hmm.

"FIX IT IN!"

Errrrr, we're going to, errrrrrrrrr.

Height counts. A lot.

Planplanplan. Wait, where's the egg-holder?

"Come on, there's no more time!"

Ahhh, glance at our hard work.

Hurry up, damn it.

Do re mi fa.

Xian Yi, be serious! :D

Look at the tallest African tribal tent!

LOLOL. Joking.

Here comes the birthday cake..

Be careful. xD

The small Leaning Tower of Pisa!

Or is it a tripod? Hmm. Food for thought..

AHH MY OSCAR TROPHY! I want to thank my father, my mother...

Trophy makers. :D

Steady bom pee pee.

FAN FAN FAN! DROP DROP DROP!

And we go through the routine all over again. ^^

Wait, let me fix the egg in snugly first. :D

In you go my dear egg.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, SPLAT!

Byea peeeeeeeple. :D

Evelyn's birthday(:

2007-03-02T23:40:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE, EVELYN! Enjoy your Sunday! :D

tablet pc rox the schoolz

2007-03-02T21:47:00.000+08:00

YEAH.
i noe u guys are so happy to get yr tablet pc..cause so am i! <3
haha...
after the so called "long wait" we finally can "touch" and "feel" our tablets
hey guys what do u say we set up a column where we can put in our e-mail address and blogs(if any)?what do u think???
then we can add each other in and messenger
anyway...must take care of yr tablet pc hor...now its yr "baby" liaoz...lol
dun tok too much liaoz...scarley become too naggy...

bye
~cy
=D