Hi all, pls help tell all there's no Happy Toilet 2moro n next week. Pls also put this info on blog. Thanx. It's public holiday 2molo n I hav course next wk.

- From Mr Cheng

TO ALL ONELEVENERS,

thank you for the exciting, enjoyable five and a half months. I enjoyed really really really really really enjoyed myself a lot.
Thank you all, for all the outings, and even fights. Lol. And the teachers too, for the interesting lessons. :D! I'll always remember this. And thanks Evelyn and ChangJing for the present, Ms Goh for her handshake... And you all for your autograph book which i haven't get yet, but heard from Shauna lerh. :D Heeeeeheee!
And we've patched up {over the soccer fight}!

AND STAY UNITED ALWAYS!
Kexin!

Zhanteng, i didn't say it's your fault ok?
YOU KNOW 1-10? THEY PLAYED WITH SEC 4S TOO MA. AND THEY TIO TRASHED TOO. And is not i drag you out de. Is WEIMANN OK? SHE WAS THE ONE WHO TALKED TO YOUR I/C, I MERELY AND ONLY ACCOMPANIED HER. AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAPPY ABOUT IT?!

wow people...
firstly, man! i walked out on the team?! plz horh, i waz there and where were the other guys? only wei jie was there staring blankly at them. there was 2 guys. u expect us 2 plae?! plz horh kexin, when u n weiman were busy with ming he, the guy was abt 2 start da match.
second.this is for u kexin
PLZ HORH. i'm not going out there with a lack of players and getting toked in the cock badly(means tio trashed). i'm ntt really into dat thanks. i can lose. but not dat badly...i mean...i rather lose magnificently....like a walkover...but what did u do?! 'zhan teng...go plae la...nth will happen.' yeah right!! like...#$%^&^%$#$$%#$# wad u tink i am?! god arh? i alone cannot win okay? kf yeah...he's ntt bad. but we're against SEC 4. u tink WAD? sec 1's maybe still cn tahan. SEC 4 okay. u say if u boi u wan plae...lemme tell u...its cuz u nvr plae REAL soccer bfore...wait till u tio rammed by a sec 4...thn u tell me u wan plae...i tell u horh...i tio rammed till my finger crooked bfore... okay?! i scared. fine? fine.
three
kexin...u drag me out for wad?! we were practicing for initiation parade larh...like...its IMPORTANT...n its for soccer summore...
ashley
U...why run away? like...i gt sjab larh...u kno i cant plae...i had no chioce larh...but 2 walk over...
TO ALL
ATTENTION, THIS IS NOT MY FAULT IF WE KENA DISQUALIFIED...I JUST SAID WE HAVE NOT ENUF PEOPLE AND CANT PLAE. THE GUY ASK IF FORFEIT, I HAD 2 SAE YES OR PLAE WIF 2 PPL ON MY TEAM. thanks.

zhan teng.
smile? maybe not

Ashley,
ZhanTeng withdrew the team out of the interclass cause there's not enough players. Seriously, if i were a guy i would join.
Do you know that you yourself is a reserve? And KeeFoong is the other reserve. So reserve number 2 were there. ZhanTeng, KangJie were there. But Orion went home cause he had headache. Bob and YuPeng were with you.
And for your info, my handphone doesn't have a caller i.d. too.
And when were i acting emo in class?
Fine, you're a bastard and i'm a bitch. We didn't know YuPeng and Bob went home. I called YuPeng and he hung up on me. I smsed Bob but he didn't reply. You were with them.

u noe wad.... i dun care. kexin, juz coz u are leaving for canada on monday, doesn't giv
u the authority to start spamming vulgarties and calling people bastards and shit like that.

a few things i wanna clarify.:

1) i am NOT a bastard.
2) nobody asked zhanteng to withdraw from the team. he did it out of his own free will.
3) yes. i am very happy. U HAPPY WITH MY ANSWER? KEXIN? HAPPY?
4) the team has reserves and subs right? Then tell me where were they??? since you said that there were not enough people, then why did you not go and look for the reserves and subs? if they were not there, then don't blame it on me!
5) i am not the only one who left for home the moment school ended. if u wanna know what happened. here's what happened.:

after school ended i went to the canteen with vince. i was eating and then i for got who came and told me that there was most likely no interclass because of the rain just now.

so i saw bob, together with zexuan, jun zhe and YU PENG. our gk. you guys said that he had some smo training so he could not go. fine. if that's the case, why did he go home and not go for the interclass competition?

someone also said that there was lightning alert. i don't know if that is true or not so i just pressumed there was. so i went home.

so then why is it that i am the only one getting all the blame, and getting the "privellege" of being called

a bastard?

you guys said u tried to call me but i would'nt answer. do you think my phone is just as "high-tech" as all of your phones with caller id and stuff like that? you think i have so much money to pay for caller id? you think i did not want to answer your calls on purpose? NO. my phone can auto switch off, without me even noticing. do you think i would look at my handphone screen every minute?
GET A LIFE!

i appreciate wei mann's efforts to try and help us. i admit that i am partially at fault. i cannot and won't try to deny that fact. but i just don't understand why i am the ONLY one getting the blame.

i am not trying to escape blame here. i just want to exercise my rights of self-respect.

kexin. if you think that i don't care if you are scolding every single person you see in class and acting emo or les or wadever all over the place during lessons, you are wrong. i am just putting up with all of it.

i dunno wad to sae. if u guys think i am solely responsible for the disqualification of our class team for the interclass competition, then go ahead and spam me. do whatever u wan.

I DON'T CARE!



- Ashley........

ASHLEY LEONG MUN CHUNG(or at least i think that's the spelling).

YOU BASTARD.

WE HAVE TO WITHDRAW FROM THE SOCCER JUST CAUSE YOU WENT HOME, AND DIDN'T WANT TO COME BACK EVEN THOUGH WE TOLD YOU TO. The whole team iswas depending on you. You know, you're a failure. I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE, DIDN'T I? I SMSED YOU.

You know what WeiMann did for you? She went and talked to the SJAB i/c for ZhanTeng's leave of absence, NPCC i/c for KeeFoong and WeiJie's leave of absence, and we had to go find Lyon, and then she had to conquer her fear of balls just to go get KangJie. No, just to go talk to that attitude problem guy, MingHe. Who didn't even let her speak and just say 'cannot'.

SO IN THE END ZHANTENG WALKED OUT ON US, AND WE WITHDREW FROM THE INTERCLASS.

Well, are you happy now?!?!

thankss for the CREDITS, kexin:) {WeiMann}

{kExIn}

nowadays, the weather tense to be veri de warm riite?
so mux say somemore leng xiao hua to cool everyone... haha
add one to wat kf post... now got more le...

1. A mom dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup"

2. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb into a tree and act like a nut...

3. A little boy was visiting his grandmother and the young boy asked his grandmother,"grandma, how old are you"? She replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that". A few minutes past and the young boy asked his grandmother another question, "how much do you weight"? The grandmother replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that"!
The following week when the little boy went back to school he told his friends about the coversation he had with his grandmother and how he was unable to get an answer from her. The little boy's friends advised him to look on her drivers license, all t he information will be there.
The next week when the little boy was visiting his grandmother he told her he knew how much she weighed and how old she was. The grandmother didn't believe him until he told her,"you weight 130lb., and you are 65 years old". Then the little boy in a ba shfull way wispered to his grandmother, "I also know you got an F in Sex".

4. A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex." The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings. First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it. The man immediate ly says "sex". Next the doctor draws a circle, which the man again identifies as sex. Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle, which of course the patient identifies as "sex". The doctor puts the drawings away and says to the patient, "Yes, I do believe t hat you have an obsession with sex." To which the man replies, "I'm not the one with the obsession! YOU'RE the one drawing all the dirty pictures"

5. Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "god it's hot in here, and the other sausage says "OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

6. What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing stupid, apples don't talk

7. There was a lawyer that was talking to his client who just committed murder. He said "I have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is that you're getting the electric chair." His client said "That's terrible!! Well, what's the good news? " The lawyer said "I got the voltage lowered."

8. An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor askes him, "So how has life been treating you?" The old man replies, "The Lord's been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, He turn s the light on and when I'm finished, He turns the light off." While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor tells her what her husband said. She replied "D*mn it! The old fart's been pissin in the fridge again!"

9. A man is sitting on a park bench, making the STRANGEST noises."Are you all right?" asks a concerned stranger. The man nods and keeps making the noises. The stranger then asked "Then why are you screaming like that?" The man replies "It keeps the eleph ants away." The stranger mentioned that there weren't any elephants for miles. The man smiled "See, it works!"

kaykay... enough le... haha... i m already freezing to death...
all this is found on internet... haha... lol... enjoy it!!!
*~ SimpLigUrL ~*

this blog abit dead, so im gonna make it lively!!!

Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers
BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN :
NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Peter Parker : "We can't go on, 'cos im SPIDERMAN." Mary Jane : "I know, you're a failure."

sLaCkEr (found this on the net...)

32 days before I go, bessy wants to go ice-skating(again). So this means that after school, we'll be going to JEC as a class for those who can make it. Lol.
We'll be going there to eat, then to skate. I think. Not confirmed yet. :D

Class chair n vice chair, PUHlease get the class tee done soon so the boys can don the class's colours and take part in the soccer tournament next week.

The Team has been so called "confirmed"
Main 5
Zhan Teng
Orion
Kang Jie
Bob
Yu Peng ( Best GK in our class. UNTOUCHABLE )

Reserves
Ashley
Me

Replacements(i oso dun understand what is this for)
Bryan
Joshua
Justine


sLaCkEr

ONELEVEN! Regarding this Friday's photoshoot thing, please refer here:

http://yeokaiwen.wordpress.com/2007/05/15/nan-hua-randoms/

(Ignore the very obvious phrase in the second sentence please, :D)

And please don't be such an attention seeker and turn up only because you want to appear in ZB Popcorn or Friday Weekly. -.- Anyway, all supervisors had better turn up hor, because you need to be interviewed for the Happy Toilet thing in the video edition. :D

YAY!

Happy Toilet:
Girls:
Monday: Masking and painting of wall
Wednesday: Masking( if haven't finish) and painting
Friday: Painting

Boys:
Monday: Masking and drawing of the mascot
Wednesday: Masking ( if haven't finish) and painting
Friday: Painting

**Note: Try to finish masking on Monday, and 1st layer of paint for EVERYTHING on Friday. Friday the front door must be finished( as in shading and outlining).

Oh and! Friday KaiWen's gonna come for Happy Toilet Photoshooting.

Next week's schedule not confirmed yet. See how you fare for this week first.. Lol.

**! HAPPY TOILET TIMING HAS BEEN INCREASED TO FROM 3 TO 6! TAKE NOTE!

Not sure about the people who are coming though. Doing that now and gonna ask the class. Okay? :)

{kExIn}

FRIDAY, 4TH MAY 2007!

Please stay back until 3.30p.m. for class photoshoot. THIS IS DONE FOR KEXIN. (: Please do be considerate and stay for the sake of this photoshoot, thank you. We would all appreciate it very much.

- Eisabess(:

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